a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
Gina IS Wonder Woman. Hollywood merely has to decide whether they can risk capturing the awesomeness on film and thereby ruin the part for their err…”typical” casting choices for all time.
From the Treaty of Treason: In penance for their uprising each district shall offer up a male and female tribute between the ages of 12 and 18 at a public reaping. These tributes shall be delivered to the custody of the Capitol and then transferred to a public arena where they will fight to the death until a lone victor remains. Henceforth and forever more this pageant shall be known as ‘The Hunger Games’.
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
catching fire + water
McGee: You ever stop to think I would be the plucky comic relief? (3x14)
"Gold," Albert said.
Quinn was a little surprised at Albert’s matter-of-fact tone. He’d half expected a Gollum-like “My precioussss” or something.